“did it hurt when you fell from heaven” is the most insulting counterproductive pickup line of all time because you know who the only other person to ever fall from heaven was
L U C I F E R T H E P R I N C E O F D A R K N E S S
(via starrchildlemon)
basically me at school all day
| me: | i hate all of you |
| me: | stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday |
| me: | holy fuck walk faster |
| me: | fuck all of you |
| me: | get smarter idiot |
| me: | kiss my ass |
| me: | how about you shut the hell up |
| me: | maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die |
we’re in may guys, ya know
(Source: iwantashirtlessbrianmay, via starrchildlemon)
